We've all been there haven't we!? One kid hanging off your leg having a tantrum, one kid who has dropped the contents of their school bag into the road, and another kid in your aching arms getting heavier by the second! Just me..? Oh ok...clearly I had one kid too many... Seriously though, I've often … Continue reading REVIEW! Sling Baby

I've recently been desperately disappointed and badly let down by one of my oldest and most treasured friends. I've always thought we were on the same page, that we 'got' each other on a pretty deep level. Then out of the blue she (Sarah) comes out with this fucking shocking revelation: The school run is … Continue reading If the ‘School Run’ doesn’t make you a bit suicidal…are you even a real parent?

The last time I shaved my legs was the 12th of December. And I cannot even remember the last time I waxed my nether regions. Believe it. Before you ask; no, I'm not part of the 'Bring Back the Bush' movement (I made that movement up but I'd put money on there actually being one). … Continue reading Laser Hair Removal at NC Clinic

Monday the 22nd January 2018. The date has been looming large throughout my maternity leave. The dreaded return to work. Every time someone has asked me when I'm going back, I've put on my best grimace and said the date through gritted teeth. But here's the thing... I was pretending y'all! I've secretly been thinking … Continue reading Housewife Down!

I was absolutely thrilled to hear that while I was away in Tenerife with my very own seven year old Storm Dylan; there would be an actual Storm Dylan battering the north east coast. Call me a sadist but I always find a sunny holiday so much more fulfilling if you know the folks back … Continue reading Travelling with kids… I’d rather rub wasabi in my eyes thanks.